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Started by annoyinglad, May 20, 2009, 03:28:50 PM

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annoyinglad

K, I just got hit on by 2 girls a bit ago, and I must say they had an interesting pick-up line... It was "I lost my number, can I have yours?"
So I'm just curious, what pick-up lines have you heard or said?

Dark Tails

Nerdiest pickup line ever:  You make my floppy disk become a hard drive.

sonic fan003

Old one: you must be tired cause you were runnin through my mind all day


To the girl that said that to me: welcome to 2009, we all heard that before

annoyinglad

Quote from: Dark Tails on May 20, 2009, 03:44:03 PM
Nerdiest pickup line ever:  You make my floppy disk become a hard drive.

I'm gonna try that one out, just to see how they react...

SonicFan47

I haven't heard any first hand, but a guy in my Orchestra class has a shirt that says: "Conserve water. Shower with me."
Sig attempt #7!


I am the Knight of Bright Blue Test Tube Sentient Beings! In your Face!
a-lad wuz here :P

annoyinglad

Quote from: SonicFan47 on May 20, 2009, 03:56:15 PM
I haven't heard any first hand, but a guy in my Orchestra class has a shirt that says: "Conserve water. Shower with me."

Again, I'll use that to see how they react... But only once I move. I don't care if they think I'm a perv up there.

sonic fan003

Quote from: annoyinglad on May 20, 2009, 03:58:10 PM
Again, I'll use that to see how they react... But only once I move. I don't care if they think I'm a perv up there.
Eek, the shower think will definately make them think pervert :P

annoyinglad

Quote from: sonic fan003 on May 20, 2009, 05:02:48 PM
Eek, the shower think will definately make them think pervert :P

Yup, and I don't care for any of the people I'll be forced to put up with over there, so I'm gonna say it the first chance I get. I'll keep you guys filled in on how my cheeks and nuts are healing once I do...

sonic fan003

Quote from: annoyinglad on May 20, 2009, 05:26:51 PM
Yup, and I don't care for any of the people I'll be forced to put up with over there, so I'm gonna say it the first chance I get. I'll keep you guys filled in on how my cheeks and nuts are healing once I do...
I should get my lol's ready...

annoyinglad

Quote from: sonic fan003 on May 20, 2009, 05:40:59 PM
I should get my lol's ready...

I will be prepared to receive them... Any more lines anyone?

DJ Boredom

"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

that one always gives me a laugh :)

Shadic90 For this sig

Elija2

Alright, what you do is you lick your finger, tap someone's shoulder with that finger and say "Hey babe, let's get you out of those wet clothes."
My Grade 8 teacher taught me that one, surprisingly. :P

SonicFan47

Oooo!
I just remembered a really cheesey one!

When they walk into the room, say "Is it just me or did it just get hotter in here?"
Sig attempt #7!


I am the Knight of Bright Blue Test Tube Sentient Beings! In your Face!
a-lad wuz here :P

sonic fan003

Quote from: SonicFan47 on May 21, 2009, 10:33:24 AM
Oooo!
I just remembered a really cheesey one!

When they walk into the room, say "Is it just me or did it just get hotter in here?"
Is it hot in here or is it just me  8)

skyrus5150

Quote from: Elija2 on May 21, 2009, 09:13:52 AM
Alright, what you do is you lick your finger, tap someone's shoulder with that finger and say "Hey babe, let's get you out of those wet clothes."
My Grade 8 teacher taught me that one, surprisingly. :P

lmfao
ROFL
LOL

THAT IS SO FUNI.



                                 
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HereAndThere

Quote from: SonicFan47 on May 21, 2009, 10:33:24 AM
Oooo!
I just remembered a really cheesey one!

When they walk into the room, say "Is it just me or did it just get hotter in here?"
waaayyy too old man

ChaosDazer

"Teenage girls shouldn't be in a place like this"

Heard from the Simpsons.
witty sig caption

SonicFan47

Sig attempt #7!


I am the Knight of Bright Blue Test Tube Sentient Beings! In your Face!
a-lad wuz here :P

annoyinglad

Ok, here's another one I just read.

"When I saw you across the room I thought you're body was punching, but now I see that it's kicking."

And one more for confusing people:

"I'm a ninja." - SonicFan47

HereAndThere


Exile

"Did I die and go to heaven? B/c you look like an angel."  ::) Only one I can think from the top of my head... Only used it once... I'm not too fond of using pick up lines... They tend to have the opposite effect than what I'm looking ofr... :(
Victors don't believe in chance."- Nietsche

HereAndThere


blazerh44

Geez, another spam here?!? This is crazy!

xaio

this 15 year-old was hitting on me when i was 11!!!!!
she said:HAI SEXY!!!
me:(points at self)
15-year-old:CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER?? I LOST MINE, AND I NEED YOUR HELP WITH FINDING IT???
me:(rudes away on  bike with cousin) *whispering* HOLY SH*T MAN!!! SHE WAS HITTING ON ME!!

T3T
THE BRO SOCIETY!!!
bros:
michael(shiner)
HMS7
jeexx
light
sonic360
wind
wtf? i jsut noticed!! RENDEL'S NOT ON HERE!!!
i thank rendel for the sexy pic he drew me!! http://i44.tinypic.com/2hg662d.png
cartoon ver. http://i43.tinypic.com/zj8fly.png

i JIMP'd ~Jizzed In My Pants~ cause
John (same name <333)
Draco
jkid
rendel
(runnin outta space so you know who you are) ARE EPICALL!!!!

Mikey

What has 42 teeth and holds  back the incredible hulk? My zipper!

SonicLover25

I'm A Girl(And 13),So I Can't Really Guess Much,But I've Heard "Do You Believe In Love At First Sight,Or Should I Walk By Again?"

SonicFan47

Quote from: bobart on May 30, 2009, 03:31:56 AM
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That has to be the worse pick up line ever, spammer.
Sig attempt #7!


I am the Knight of Bright Blue Test Tube Sentient Beings! In your Face!
a-lad wuz here :P

ChaosDazer

I personally thought it was pretty good.


Pretty Good-ly terrible
witty sig caption

SuperSonic23

Me: Is it hot in here or is just me?

Girls: It's gonna get even hotter in here!

Me: Whoo, Baby!
I WUV TEH RED CHAOS EMERALD CUZ RED IS MAH FAV!!

annoyinglad

"If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap, and easy."

Hakudamashi

"Somebody call heaven,cause they're missing an angel"
OR ELSE!
Compliments to our Goddess for this piece of superspecialawesome!
DO NOTCLICK!
m'kay

blazerh44

Quote from: SonicLover25 on May 29, 2009, 10:56:11 AM
I'm A Girl(And 13),So I Can't Really Guess Much,But I've Heard "Do You Believe In Love At First Sight,Or Should I Walk By Again?"

Sorry to ruin your fun, but I don't believe in Love at First Sight. If you love someone as soon as you see them, that's more of a lust love rather than a true love. Think about it.

And that's not supposed to be a pickup line

Dice The Wolf

Does anybody here [Guys] believe in the "Hi, I'm <Insert First and Last name>, But my nickname's <Insert nickname>.  I <Insert career> for a living, and I think you look pretty good looking. Would you like to go out with me?"

shadowsega

I believe in that kind of responce.
Visit RIO!
A place to be randomly insane!

jkid101094

Uh.....DANG! YOU GUYS TOOK THEM ALL! I'd never ask a girl out....im too shy....... ;)


Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

HereAndThere

Quote from: jkid101094 on June 14, 2009, 03:37:53 AM
Uh.....DANG! YOU GUYS TOOK THEM ALL! I'd never ask a girl out....im too shy....... ;)
same thing here my friend

jkid101094

Yay I have friends!  :D

But when I say SHY I mean SHY to the point where my jaw is shut everywhere but at home.   ;D


Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

chet

nah, im a bit to young to have a girlfriend. (6th grade cough cough)   ::) lol but i dont think pick up lines work. dont use pickup lines... its totally lame.
Your reading my sig
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my signature.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts
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Hakudamashi

Quote from: chet on June 14, 2009, 09:28:55 AM
nah, im a bit to young to have a girlfriend. (6th grade cough cough)   ::) lol but i dont think pick up lines work. dont use pickup lines... its totally lame.
Your never too young to get laid

If you lived down here,you'll see what I mean :P
OR ELSE!
Compliments to our Goddess for this piece of superspecialawesome!
DO NOTCLICK!
m'kay

SuperSonic23

Quote from: blazerh44 on June 13, 2009, 05:37:39 PM
Sorry to ruin your fun, but I don't believe in Love at First Sight. If you love someone as soon as you see them, that's more of a lust love rather than a true love. Think about it.

And that's not supposed to be a pickup line
I do believe! And I'm in 6th grade! ;D
I WUV TEH RED CHAOS EMERALD CUZ RED IS MAH FAV!!

dark rouge

one of the worst pickup lines ever: I like your hat


blazerh44

Quote from: SuperSonic11 on June 14, 2009, 12:37:21 PM
I do believe! And I'm in 6th grade! ;D

Well hey I'm totally down with getting laid, but I wanna earn the woman's trust and let her let me do it. I don't wanna be lustful about it

nazo unleashed

if i could arrange the alfebet i'd put u & i toegether.

jkid101094

Quote from: nazo unleashed on June 18, 2009, 07:05:47 AM
if i could arrange the alfebet i'd put u & i toegether.

You learned that from Glen Quagmire.... :)


Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

fiamondersadx

really old but if i could arrange the alphabet i'd put u and i together

hypsonic

this has has to be the worst pickup line ever! your hot,wanna have sex?

Torian