"I've figured out how to destroy the world."

Started by Mephiles, February 29, 2012, 12:51:40 PM

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Mephiles

let's see, what gets everyone's attention? penis

SmashFinale

Take away facebook, twitter, youtube, mainstream television, mainstream music, mainstream video gaming, and sports. You know what? Take away all social networking sites suddenly so people can freak out. And most importantly take away all the porn.

Mephiles

let's see, what gets everyone's attention? penis

xSalashawty

#3
Take away sex toys, clubs, alcohol, condoms, and add more babies.
Now it's a party.

Before anyone takes it,
Take away oxygen/plants (Yknow, because plants give us oxygen and intake co2)
That, ladies/gentlemen, is how you singlehandedly end the world.

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Ioshyriku


Jazz Nova

Are we destroying the world or the human race?

The world- Take away the mantle

human race- take away antibodies
Thanks, firestar and kirbysoul, respectively

Mephiles

let's see, what gets everyone's attention? penis

TailsLover2010

-No advertising in signature, please.

xSalashawty

Take away LMFAO, Adelle, Britney Spears, Black Eyed Pees, etc.

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

HereAndThere

Take away anything popular, like CoD, BF, GoW, etc.
Oh, and, can we add things as well?
'Cause if you add something like, Insane Jeexx, then we're all dead.
And then he'll make the world boom...
CardGame,Boom!
EverybodyDead.

Mephiles

Quote from: Jeexx on March 22, 2012, 04:42:25 AM
Oh, and, can we add things as well?
of course you can. =P

Quote from: Jeexx on March 22, 2012, 04:42:25 AM
'Cause if you add something like, Insane Jeexx, then we're all dead.
And then he'll make the world boom...
CardGame,Boom!
EverybodyDead.
THE END
let's see, what gets everyone's attention? penis


Rockout909

A kamehameha into the sun causing a catsttophic supernova and you can see the rest

xSalashawty

Give me a scythe and no rules, and the world will be over<3

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Supersonic196


Rockout909

Quote from: xSalashawty on March 23, 2012, 02:23:12 PM
Give me a scythe and no rules, and the world will be over<3

you dont have the ability to win in a scythe battle with me

MewFan1337

I like trains.

Sonicsdimas

take away sun and moon(everybody died too)then make a new world and new sun

HereAndThere

First remove Alcohol, add those SpikeBlocks from Gravity Antonion's Stage in X8 (I'm kinda pissed at those...) into every house, make the Nostalgia Critic King Of The Internet And Real Life, then we'll have a world that is just as hellish as hell itself, if not more :3

Jazz Nova

Thanks, firestar and kirbysoul, respectively

The Forgotten Alex

Store pee in a giant machine.

Once enough is stored, release it, everybody will explode with anger.
People asked.

Nightshade the hedgehog

We wait for a few years until the sun burns out and sends the Earth into a polar ice cap then we get a giant hammer and smash it.
once made by killer ,redone by supersonic196 ,thanx guys :)
yes i am,thanx firestar :)
thanks mikey thanks ecco
fan of ashura ,made by teh shadicz ,thanks for it :)

HereAndThere

Quote from: Nightshade the hedgehog on May 16, 2012, 09:40:19 AM
We wait for a few years until the sun burns out and sends the Earth into a polar ice cap then we get a giant hammer and smash it.
...You do realize that when the sun "burns out", it'll turn into a red giant, swallow Earth/Terra/Gaia and the Earth will instead be, well, nothing...Oh, and that's the way to destroy the world without any effort, just wait 13 Million years :3

Nightshade the hedgehog

once made by killer ,redone by supersonic196 ,thanx guys :)
yes i am,thanx firestar :)
thanks mikey thanks ecco
fan of ashura ,made by teh shadicz ,thanks for it :)

Mephiles

the sun is a star. when stars "die", they turn into black holes. when the sun "dies", Earth will be sucked inside and ripped apart in the process. of course this may not happen for a few billion years
let's see, what gets everyone's attention? penis

Nightshade the hedgehog

once made by killer ,redone by supersonic196 ,thanx guys :)
yes i am,thanx firestar :)
thanks mikey thanks ecco
fan of ashura ,made by teh shadicz ,thanks for it :)

Professor Scarlet

I would tell you but, I kinda worked really hard on the design and... I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise...

Anyone who wants to work for me now gets to live. Come on, anyone?

HereAndThere

Quote from: Mephiles on May 24, 2012, 07:31:37 AM
the sun is a star. when stars "die", they turn into black holes. when the sun "dies", Earth will be sucked inside and ripped apart in the process. of course this may not happen for a few billion years
No, Meph.
Our star is far too small to become a black hole, it'll turn into a Neutron Star after turning into a Red Giant.
:3

Nightshade the hedgehog

Quote from: Professor Scarlet on May 30, 2012, 11:39:17 AM
I would tell you but, I kinda worked really hard on the design and... I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise...

Anyone who wants to work for me now gets to live. Come on, anyone?
Work for you? PAH! Your going off topic....
once made by killer ,redone by supersonic196 ,thanx guys :)
yes i am,thanx firestar :)
thanks mikey thanks ecco
fan of ashura ,made by teh shadicz ,thanks for it :)

TailsLover2010

Add zombie plague.

don't forget to take away fighting.
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xSalashawty

Quote from: Nightshade the hedgehog on May 31, 2012, 05:47:27 AM
Work for you? PAH! Your going off topic....
*you're
>"Going off topic"
>Off-topic section.
Wat.


Oh, use war. C:

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Princessofthechaosemerald

Take away all the swagg shit. And then the rap, and then the rave dubstep stuff.

Then get raging maddie. -shot-

Quote from: xSalashawty on June 09, 2012, 03:59:48 AM
>"Going off topic"
>Off-topic section.
Wat.

HereAndThere

Quote from: Maddie8D on June 09, 2012, 04:49:17 AM
And then the rap, and then the rave dubstep stuff.
That would actually make the world a better place.
WubWubWubGenericShit and RhymingWithoutAPoint are the worst types of music :I -shot-

Princessofthechaosemerald

Quote from: Jeexx on June 09, 2012, 04:57:33 AM
That would actually make the world a better place.
WubWubWubGenericShit and RhymingWithoutAPoint are the worst types of music :I -shot-
It would, but the fans of it would rage and then...yeah

HereAndThere

Quote from: Maddie8D on June 09, 2012, 05:03:10 AM
It would, but the fans of it would rage and then...yeah
True, but killing simple-minded idiots is easier than shooting Gaia.

billyhatcher312


TailsLover2010

Quote from: Sonicfan223 on July 08, 2012, 10:14:18 AM
the world becoming dead

that idea sucks.

A giant penis rushing through space on a crash course with all of the planets and the sun.
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Nightshade the hedgehog

Quote from: TailsLover2010 on July 08, 2012, 10:58:22 AM
that idea sucks.

A giant penis rushing through space on a crash course with all of the planets and the sun.
Seems Legit.
once made by killer ,redone by supersonic196 ,thanx guys :)
yes i am,thanx firestar :)
thanks mikey thanks ecco
fan of ashura ,made by teh shadicz ,thanks for it :)