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Title: ~The word of Jodders~
Post by: Jordan teh Echidna on April 25, 2012, 05:55:51 AM
Since my literature skills and maturity have levelled up considerably within this short space of time, i thought i would make this because i'm bored and i need something to write.

The 1st Day (72 Hours remaining)

Well today i woke up at about...6:35am, 5 minutes later than usual, didn't really affect anything.
I blame my analogue clock which has decided to stop at 4:36am. I would normally wake up at 6:30, but because of my absoloutely bollocks hearing (In which i cannot hear out my right ear as well as my left, i require a hearing aid), and the alarm clock being on my right and extremely high pitched, that probably also contributed.

Before school

Had breakfast: Shreddies. Washed, Got dressed, checked the forum on my 3DS along with Facebook, put on my coat.
Dad gave me a lift half-way to the station as usual at 7:15am. Because it's been smashing down with rain now, i decided to walk without my hood because I fucking love the rain. Got to the station at about 7:28am. Grabbed a newspaper, read the "Good deed feed" which contains many messages to and from people about good things they've done. I noticed a taxi driver had helped someone from being attacked and offered them a free lift. Good people :D
Read that 2 months worth of rain will pour within the next 5 days and shat myself with the sheer happiness showering me at the time.
Left on the train to school at 7:31am.
Arrived at the station at 7:37am, it's only a 6 minute long journey, the first station. If anyone remembers me posting on here about being beaten near to death, then yeah, i got transferred to this school.
Got to school at about 7:50am, nice rainy walk in the countryside. Muddy shoes D:
Stood outside the school for half an hour waiting for my friend's bus to arrive. Normally i'd wait indoors but, of course, it was raining <3
I got so wet, upstairs- and downstairs.
Had a talk with my mates about the prom, arranging the limo, then two of the people who we nickname "Jesus" had a war at who was more Jesusy.

Period 1 - Chemistry

Today we were learning about hard water, limescale, soft water and the chemical symbols for it.
Miss asked us to descrive what hard water was like. I gave two guesses: "Wet & hard" and "Ice". Laughter ensues.
We then do an experiment in which Barium Chloride was splashed everywhere, so i hid in the corner from the danger.

Period 2 - IT

My ridiculously stupid and annoying yet weird teacher welcomes me with an apple for some paedophilic reason.
I started off the lesson by trying the hardest sudoku puzzle in my thick sudoku book. Took about 20 minutes i think.
Didn't do much. Went on Photoshop CS5 and made an animated GIF about my chubby mate and me.

Break/Recess

Went to the library with my mates usual. Somehow the subject of someone's penis being chinese burned came up. I ate my sandwich, muffin and mini croissant filled with chocolate :3 and my Capri-sun.
My group consists of: Me, the one who's always happy, transferred from another school.
My quiet, smart friend. JESUS he's too smart for his own good @_@ Got him into anime, he now hates himself.
The bossy girl who makes us do shit we don't want to, but it's still fun ^^ She's now going out with my reaaaalllyy silly friend.
The cute girl who everyone seems to poke. She doesn't like me, thankfully.
A rugby player who is mega-strong. Fuck yeah, screw you American Football.
A gay, rich guy. It is extremely fun with this guy, but sometimes i SERIOUSLY want to fucking murder him.
And the girl with OCD. Snob.

Period 3 - Media

Continued my Media exam about my TV police crima drama called "Top bananas" starring Marty Chang, Chuck Norris and Nick Frost.

Period 4 - Biology

Because we've finished learning most of Biology, the teacher is doing Physics experiments with us to cover the rest of the time. We did about convex and concave lenses, varifocal lenses, refracting light, and Miss's extreme short-sightedness. My eyes BURNED!

Lunch

Raining outside, still. Ate rest of my lunch, and a kit-kat i stole off someone. 20p also taken from the same person, double win <3
The gay guy tried to touch me up under the table. Then my mate and him were betting on something. "Red or black". I bet the 20p i had on REDBLACK!
After the gay guy still trying to grope me, he said after 5 minutes "hm, Jordan wins, redblack" i won £1, aww yeah.
It was after this i found out that they were betting on if the gay guy could succeed in giving me an erection. Red being full on erection, black being flaccid. My face went red and i ran off with my winnings.
Came back, and everyone tried finding my weakspot of attacking me. I laughed. (For someone reason i laugh when i'm in pain...what)
Finished another sudoku puzzle in 20 minutes.

Period 5 - Religious Studies

We learnt more about the media. I had a long argument with the teacher about all the contradictions in the Bible, and advertised the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, handing out leaflets. We then read the Brick testament (The LEGO bible, OMFG it is awesome). It's on the internet, go read it sometime.
Had a long argument about how King david wouldn't haven't seen a naked lady in the bathroom and started all this murder and adultery if his castle's architect didn't make his balcony oversee the fucking bathroom.

School finished, walked home. Went to the shops on the way, bought some maoams, consumed. Gave my friend Ben an awesome handshake, smashed our shoulders. He says i'm getting stronger. Fuck yeah.
Got the train home in the rain <3
Ate sweet n' sour chicken and rice for dinner.
Title: Re: ~The word of Jodders~
Post by: Hakudamashi on May 03, 2012, 12:13:58 PM
Quote from: Jordan teh echidna on April 25, 2012, 05:55:51 AM
Break/Recess

Went to the library with my mates usual. Somehow the subject of someone's penis being chinese burned came up. I ate my sandwich, muffin and mini croissant filled with chocolate :3 and my Capri-sun.
My group consists of: Me, the one who's always happy, transferred from another school.
My quiet, smart friend. JESUS he's too smart for his own good @_@ Got him into anime, he now hates himself.
The bossy girl who makes us do shit we don't want to, but it's still fun ^^ She's now going out with my reaaaalllyy silly friend.
The cute girl who everyone seems to poke. She doesn't like me, thankfully.
A rugby player who is mega-strong. Fuck yeah, screw you American Football.
A gay, rich guy. It is extremely fun with this guy, but sometimes i SERIOUSLY want to fucking murder him.
And the girl with OCD. Snob.
Sounds anime. How did you people even become "friends" in the first place?
Title: Re: ~The word of Jodders~
Post by: Jordan teh Echidna on May 26, 2012, 11:44:13 PM
Quote from: windlessusher on May 03, 2012, 12:13:58 PM
Sounds anime. How did you people even become "friends" in the first place?
My finnish mate introduced me to the girls.
We were just, all chill n' stuff, didn't talk much. The smart guy and the rugby player and the rreeaallyyy silly friend joined after i met them in a class...they followed me.