I'd just like to make a note that if you guys use posts in this topic for your nutshell vids I will never speak to you again, K?Anyway, I can't very well remember the first one, but the second one...
I was just waking up (on my mom's bed for some reason) with a Dr. poking at my...well...stuff. Apparently he gave me my sex change so I was happy, even though the operation was terrible and all he gave me was a hole, but apparently had to do something to my heart and lungs too. So when I went to go tell mom (who was sitting on the front porch) I began to suffocate (I really felt that. I'm not even kidding) so he had to quickly put me back to sleep and give me a new heart and lungs. So when I woke up this time I apparently had an even more damaged set of organs and when I went back to mom I started suffocating again. So in my dream he had to put back to sleep and I remember waking up and feeling myself to find nothing there, I SWEAR TO GOD.
QuoteJustin Hart says
Oh.
The dream.
I just realized I omitted the most important part.
I remember thinking that I wasn't happy like that and that I wanted to be a guy again...
I think that's the message there. I won't be happy if I get the change. Either that or it won't come out right.
Then again those are the fears I had all along.
O_o
you actually feel what you dream?
That's kinda creepy, considering the suffocation feeling..
That is.. actually rather odd.
I had some nightmare last night and the night before about getting stabbed several times by the person I love. Exciting, isn't it. :\
Oh, and I feel what's in my dreams too. The funny thing is, I was stabbed, woke up in pain, the pain disappeared, i went back to sleep again, and it happened again. Rinse and repeat x15 or so.
Quote from: Dracoslythe on September 26, 2011, 03:06:19 PM
O_o
you actually feel what you dream?
That's kinda creepy, considering the suffocation feeling..
Sometimes. D=
I wish I knew if it meant something, though. :U
Quote from: jkid101094 on September 26, 2011, 03:18:26 PM
Sometimes. D=
I wish I knew if it meant something, though. :U
Not all dreams have meanings. Though, you seem like you're scared of something.
Quote from: Tana~ on September 26, 2011, 03:34:37 PM
Not all dreams have meanings. Though, you seem like you're scared of something.
Read my edit.
Quote from: jkid101094 on September 26, 2011, 03:35:17 PM
Read my edit.
That's exactly what I was thinking. If you believe in it by all means go through with it though. But if you keep seeing things like this, it's more likely to fuck up.
Quote from: Tana~ on September 26, 2011, 03:11:01 PM
That is.. actually rather odd.
I had some nightmare last night and the night before about getting stabbed several times by the person I love. Exciting, isn't it. :\
Oh, and I feel what's in my dreams too. The funny thing is, I was stabbed, woke up in pain, the pain disappeared, i went back to sleep again, and it happened again. Rinse and repeat x15 or so.
Nice boat.
The getting stabbed by someone you love thing reminded me of this anime that was so crazy out-of-nowhere violent in its last episode that when they aired it in Japan, they covered the offending scenes with a picture of a boat. Nice Boat became a meme. The anime was School Days. Never seen it, but the story behind it is funny and the ending of that show, from what I can gather is... well, I get why they replaced it with a boat. XD
As for the dreams thing, I had one a long time ago that I was running through a castle and I got up on top of one of the walls. I went up a tower it was connected to and there was a young woman in a torn up blanket in the corner. She said something, then I woke up. I still remember the whole thing perfectly. Then, one day years later I had the exact same dream again. O.o
Quote from: TheGameNinja on September 26, 2011, 08:11:41 PM
The getting stabbed by someone you love thing reminded me of this anime that was so crazy out-of-nowhere violent in its last episode that when they aired it in Japan, they covered the offending scenes with a picture of a boat. Nice Boat became a meme. The anime was School Days. Never seen it, but the story behind it is funny and the ending of that show, from what I can gather is... well, I get why they replaced it with a boat. XD
oohhh, I have to see this. Also, I thought you were being a dick. =P My bad
Quote from: Tana~ on September 26, 2011, 03:11:01 PM
That is.. actually rather odd.
I had some nightmare last night and the night before about getting stabbed several times by the person I love. Exciting, isn't it. :\
Oh, and I feel what's in my dreams too. The funny thing is, I was stabbed, woke up in pain, the pain disappeared, i went back to sleep again, and it happened again. Rinse and repeat x15 or so.
wait, wha?
It starts out all KH-like, with me coming to a mental "Traverse Town" mock-up. I had Roxas' bat-thing as a keyblade. Then I did some stuff that I don't remember. Then, there was this ultra-powerful guy after me and some other guys. I was the only one that escaped. I went to the top of a parking garage, knowing that if my peruser noticed me at all, he'd be here in a flash. I saw a bunch of girls... And seeing that my demise was near, you know what I did. -insert epic face- My peruser saw me and caught me. I forgot what happened next, but I got away.
Part 2
It was a storm, and I came back to "Traverse Town" on a catamaran, with a bunch of people.
Next while consists of me trying to explore, but failing, and shit happening on the catamaran.
Me and my two-part dreams
Quote from: Tana~ on September 26, 2011, 08:13:48 PM
oohhh, I have to see this. Also, I thought you were being a dick. =P My bad
NO, you don't, if you hated Triangle Blue you will HATE School Days
Don't suffer like the rest of us ._.
I had a where a girl stood me up because her dog was sick, so I f*cked her sister...
Quote from: windlessusher on September 27, 2011, 12:41:58 PM
NO, you don't, if you hated Triangle Blue you will HATE School Days
Don't suffer like the rest of us ._.
I had a where a girl stood me up because her dog was sick, so I f*cked her sister...
But I love violence D:
Quote from: Tana~ on September 27, 2011, 12:45:55 PM
But I love violence D:
You said you hated triangle blue right?
Then it's not worth it, trust me
Quote from: windlessusher on September 27, 2011, 12:57:02 PM
You said you hated triangle blue right?
Then it's not worth it, trust me
I'll take your word for it then. -nod-
I feel things in my dreams as well... I had a dream related to this forum a few nights ago
So idk why but I ended up fleeing to India (instead of Japan... weird) to live with a foster family. Anyways somehow Chris Silvano found out and posted a topic assuming I was dead and would always be remembered on here.
Then I posted a topic saying I am alive... and then I woke up in a crappy hotel (parents kicked me out that night)
Now when you say "parents kicked me out"...
Quote from: windlessusher on September 28, 2011, 07:29:34 AM
Now when you say "parents kicked me out"...
as in on the streets for a few days... i was on my own and using my savings to rent a crap hotel to stay in
I've been having a straight line of nightmares followed by insomnia. I got the feeling my emotions are playing with me
or that my mind is having a premonition related to Karma. (What comes around goes around, not the karma rep. points)
Recently, I've been waking up and the memory flashes away. Just like that. The ones I could remeber are here. Maybe there's a hidden message?
(5 weeks ago) I don't remember much..but here it is in a choppy way: I train myself to fly and land in a hot air balloon. I keep appearing back in the balloon for no apparent reason until I land onto a grassy area, which is filled with flowers. This air thingy pops out and I have to uncover it before I die. So I did it in the nick of time. -skip a loo- and I find a train and ride near the EDGE OF A CLIFF AND NEARLY FALL TO MY DEATH. I did fall, but I landed safely by trees. Yes, trees. I guess I went to the nearest shelter that appears to be Linda Vista Hospital in LA, (the place is haunted) and I run out of there, since I'm aware of what happens over there. At this point, it gets too confusing. I run to my aunt's house and have a dinner there. THURS A TORNADO OUTSIDE~ and no one believed me until it was right next to the house. Somehow, it appeared in the middle of the table, so I took hands with the people around me and say " Lord, please be with us" and run to the side directly to the garage. At the moment I realize that my cousin jumped into the tornado, and that deeply scarred me.
(few weeks ago?) This guy that doesn't like me, my best friend, and I go to school. Apparently, school is in a fucky basement and we're the only ones who are enrolled in it. Out of blast nowhere, we start a mission to spy on something. So we went, got called back, and at this point it was awkward. My best friend disappeared and we don't know why and the guy who dislikes me ends up acting sexual around me. After the awkward heat cools down, I realize the basement was clean and the guy next to me was smiling. -yayiforgottherestofthedream-
(3 days ago) Half of my class is getting taught in a world full of chaos. The teacher is careless and 3 kids are smoking. Sh!tfest all around. Nuff said. I have a bad feeling it's telling my future highschool class: ignorant teachers and punk kids who were my closest friends.
(Recent) This is hard to explain. I'm in school, doing random things between my current class and previous class. I also teleport to a damn pirate ship. YES. I don't know, but I guess I got pissed at the captain and killed him, making me the captain. I got thrown off ship afterwards and luckily teleported back to school were I get a hobby as a YouTube pooper and vlogger. Someone(don't recall who)started to lecture me about "how unfunny I am and how I should forget about my life."
Y'know what? I never even think about school when I sleep, so I'm worried how this is happening.
Quote from: *Tana on September 28, 2011, 05:14:22 PM
Intense.. Even i can't make sense out of any of that.
Thank you for trying to help me maybe get some sense of it, even though it seems impossible.
Last one for this week. Gotta stop posting my dreams...
(9.28.11)Two months ago, I read a book called 'Lil Depressed Boy' and the girl who was in it was my mother, and again I was raised in a city filled with chaos. Now there's even more chaos. The whole city evacuated into one building (NOT FUN) and weird shit happens. Like the warping pirate one, I guess I warp between myself and the whole reason why the city evacuated: a serial killer. Now, I was able to track down where the cops were, so I was able to hide. WELL, JUST LIKE THE AIRBALLOON REPEAT. I hid in a haunted home that seems like a puzzle. If I screw up, then I start at the entrance again. So it went hallway, first door to the right, bunny takes me to another door, turns into black mist, open the door where the bunny gets sealed, see dead girl, go under the bed and hide. When the cops came in, I escaped..and got caught. Now I have to get out of the city before I get a death sentence. I can't recall more; but I'll say TUFF PUPPY THINGIES ACTIVATE and see 2 kids from my school fight over something.
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on September 29, 2011, 05:46:24 PM
Thank you for trying to help me maybe get some sense of it, even though it seems impossible.
Anything for ya~
Honestly these dreams are far too all over the place to really hold one meaning. Maybe in my free time I'll go and look for some recurring things in what you wrote.
Quote from: Riko Sapphire on September 29, 2011, 06:05:05 PM
Honestly these dreams are far too all over the place to really hold one meaning. Maybe in my free time I'll go and look for some recurring things in what you wrote.
This. I'm tired. That hurt my head. D=
Quote from: jkid101094 on October 10, 2011, 12:24:16 AM
This. I'm tired. That hurt my head. D=
Didnt mean to kill your head sorry about that.
Well. It's official. I now lose at least 50% memory of REM sleep and they're important details. Soon my parents will find out and take me to therapy. My one fear.
Well. Chunks of them here. No order.
-Our school was targeted by cannibals recently. Dunno why..but everyone was aware. All of a sudden, a gun shoots out. Kids scramble and before you know: *snatch* and a kid is now sacrificed for human lunch.
-Chaos. All of us were taken into a room where all our curiosities are placed in. Mine was chaos, and indeed. Chaos. It was a test for fear. None was shown, great! And now it cutoff.
-This hops around my memories. Toontown. Hey, I never got banned. *hacked* Fuck. They terminated me for no reason or evidence. SZF. Tana and I walk around like my best friend and I used to every recess. And now, recently two guys keep reappearing in my dreams. It gets awkwarder and awkwarder from friendly appearances to torture and mental illness. Now, they are sitting right next to me in my own hotel room. I don't know. I'm four hours away from where I lived and they're sitting HERE. <cutoff>
The setting of this dream is the same as another...
I'm in downtown DC, and I've stolen something. There's hordes of people chasing me, and they trap me in a place, but I somehow escape. I then go down to a metro stop and catch the orange line train, evading my perusers. I end up on the yellow line route though, and it's going through the big gap. The train starts submerging, and it goes underwater. The train lets off underwater and a nav arrow pops up, like in a video game. And (in the dream), I'm like "Hey, I've been here before."
And in most of my dreams, I know I'm in a dream. I mean, I'm 100% certain.
I had a bad night tonight. I was woken up twice by people in my family twice and then when I finally got into a deep sleep I had nightmares that woke me up (possibly twice). I had a few different dreams too that are just as odd as I am. Two of them actually involve you guys.
The first dream I had I can't remember which is sad because I actually attempted to make a note of remembering it. *sad face*
The second one actually involved this site. I believe Nazo, Jazz, Kay and I were posting in a topic where we photo shopped pictures and had others guess who they were. I had used one of Erebos (a character of mine) and I think Nazo guessed that it was the anime version of me. He then attempted to troll me by changing his username to "jkid1091" and his avatar to the picture of Erebos to which I responded, "If I were Erebos, that would make Kay my sex slave *shot*". Yes, I apparently rip on Kay even in my sleep. God so help me.
The third one involved me just getting my 3DS. Apparently I was playing Sonic Generations and there was apparently a wisp-like boss that required you to move around your room to see and hit and I kept getting pissed because there was no room in my room to do so. Then my sister wanted to play the PS3 version (she loves it IRL) so I helped her and went back to my game. Apparently my brother Johnathon had lost his job and girlfriend and was pissed as ever (IRL he has anger problems, which, is actually what woke me up the first time). I made a smart comment like a dick and he stabbed me to death. Lovely.
The forth one involved myself, my brother, Johnathon, Kay and for some reason Maddie in an old, fucked up haunted house. Not much to that one except them being dicks and pulling pranks on me which eventually evolved into something with us escaping from zombies in my backyard. Which eventually evolved into Needles Kane from Twisted Metal in a 3D platformer beat 'em up. killing people...yep.
The fifth and last one I remember was me going back in time about 11 years for no apparent reason and hanging out with some guy that hated kids so that I could get back to the future. He apparently took me to a chicken joint that had different drive-thrus for different races. Hit sitcom idea there, guys. *shot*
Yep...just another night in the fucked up mind of jkid.
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Oh, and there are ones that I've been having consistently about people dieing and nuclear bombs. I've had nightmares about my mom, my uncle Ben and my brother's deaths along with nightmares (very realistic feeling ones I might add) about being near the detonation of a nuclear bomb. Those ones usually wake me up a few seconds after I hear the explosion.
Well. Last night, I had the worst dream of my life. I never thought on how it felt if me and my sister had swap places. This means that I was dead at the age of 14 and she was alive and my age. The horror of living in a black void, walking into nothing but darkness. It's just scary as hell. The only good thing out of this dream was that I got to see my sister, alive and well. The more downside was that I never got to meet the people I know and love so much. I never got to meet everyone from here. I never seen the people I know off of Facebook because I was already dead. I always had talked about wanting to die so bad, just to be reunited with my family and to never be alone again, but after seeing and going through what I did, I will never want to die just to have my family back.
This isn't what my sister wanted me to do. She wanted me to live the life we both wanted from each other. And, I'll just do that.
No matter the cost...
Jkid has experienced the same thing I did
Jazz dreamed the same thing I did.
Since my phones a bitch and made me retype everything, I'll shorten it.
*'s means it happened
*fires in two different dreams, one in a school and another I can't recall. IRL, a manmade fire in poverty homes and next to my friend's house, a failed fire drill and a fire in Cario.
(*)Dont know if it's linked but I drowned in a dream 4 years ago. A flash flood happened in the Phillipines, it's extremely rare for it to happen there too.
I got sent to China's Kun Lun Mountains along with my best friend who I'll call Sarah and a man that I dislike called Bob. We arrive at a mans house to get lectured that we're misfits to the world and we need to prove that we can change it. We get a map and get sent to Fallen Wings Cemetary. There's a house there that we slept in but eventually had to sleep outside. The next morning, we get fed and get told immediately to rob a tomb. For his dick aditude, we stole his food and weapons and went to Cario. We visited a pyramid that was owned by a demon bird, one bite could kill with deadly venom. We go in, get chased, go into a hallway, nearly die, loop it except I tried to kick it and nearly died since it bit me, but the venom didn't come out. Bob got pissed, so he snatched a weapon and killed it. It fades off.
I meet SZF irl and get kidnapped by two men no one knows. They forced me to be a robber and so I did. We first robbed Best Buy and it faded.. That's it.
That was a very shortened version of my post..God forbid this to crash again.
I'm bumping this because I've been remembering a lot more of my dreams lately.
Last night I had another dream about school. Only this time it was...much weirder to say the least. I had arrived to school with a Hatsune Miku cosplay costume in my backpack and proceeded to wear it in order to convince everyone that I was a girl...and it worked. Also for whatever reason the school was having an auction with the only item being a copy of Code Princess, that new 3DS game. I went downstairs to make my way to the auction...but then was woken up by noise outside...Motherfu-
To my dismay this dream either didn't last that long or I don't remember that much more of it. I'll take dreams like this any night over the usual nightmares, though.
I had a dream last week that I was watching Sekirei. But I've never seen Sekirei. Also, the theme song sounded like a 4 year old saying Sekirei over and over set to someone banging on a toy piano.
WTF does that mean?
oh. I've been having a lot of them again. Time for the old describe the important parts only thing!
Quote from: TheGameNinja on June 13, 2012, 06:37:26 AM
I had a dream last week that I was watching Sekirei. But I've never seen Sekirei. Also, the theme song sounded like a 4 year old saying Sekirei over and over set to someone banging on a toy piano.
WTF does that mean?
Probably what your mind thinks about the show. The music might, indeed, sound like a 4 year old banging on a piano. Don't quote me on this.
[NSFW]
I visited a hotel. Apparently, I met someone off of Grand Fantasia there who was a homosexual. We talked, then suddenly he asked if I wanted to see him and his boyfriend have sex. I said no, but the guy's boyfriend laid on his back while the guy I knew jumped on top of him and forced his dick in his mouth. Weirded out, I walked away, still being able to hear the noise of the guy on the ground's head jerking. After a couple of minutes, there were cops coming out and beating the shit out of them.
[END OF NSFW]
I'm getting repeated dreams of people that hate me treating me nice(instead of mocking me, they gave me a snack) and people that like me treating me like shit(instead of talking, they used me as a foot rest)
I cried in my dream because my friend and I were going to get separated for the rest of our lives. We were attached to each other. She eventually got new friends while I was alone because I had a hard time trusting people.
I flooded my classroom and everyone hated me.
I went to college at a young age. I was overwhelmed by everything I saw. There was cosmetology to technology. Of course, I became unfortunate and fell into their pool that appeared out of nowhere. it was "9 feet" and there was no water in it. Just concrete and wires. After that, I was invited to their choir. They liked me a lot, but they kicked me out.
Mikey's been in my dreams twice. Nothing sexual though. Apparently, we both were attending the same school. Twice.
My friends and I got abandoned to a foreign planet, just to get ditched by our school. They hated our guts and wanted to prove it by leaving us 345678346537 miles away.
My parents wanted me to get drunk. I did, then they yelled at me.
Tyler, Mikey, Derek, Ron, and myself were in a dungeon. We had to go through several floors, only to get caught in 34567 different near death situations. They decided to fight the queen of the dungeon (a bee) and I had to guard the exit in case the bee releases a signal to block the exit. Let me just tell you, Mikey and Tyler almost killed us. ^^
A bunch of confusing dreams were clustered at once. A couple have been subliminally been explained, but one that I remember that hasn't been explained is that we had to work our way through a hotel that had a bunch of mazes and traps.
Apparently, I moved back to my old apartment. So did about 2131245 people I knew. Now, this wasn't just an apartment complex anymore. It was a hellhole. I guess runaway inmates live here, as well as crazy runaway kids, including me. They were hunting me down, while catching several other people in the process. When a van catches you, it says "A SURVIVOR HAS BEEN FOUND!" and snatches you up. Luckily, I ran away from THAT and what happened? I run into a wedding that, apparently, I was invited to. I don't know if this was a continuation to a dream I had a long time ago that's explained or what....none of it made sense.
^Short summaries of the dreams I can remember.
I once had a dream that evil babies attacked my school's gym..... don't ask...
I had a dream that my older brother and some other guy came to my school and were going to kill everyone. I also had a dream my sister killed my mom with a shard of glass, and then my mom started peeling...
I had a very odd dream last night. I woke up on a table,in a dark room.I tried to get off the table,but my body just wouldn't move.I tried to scream for help but nobody heared me.Just then,I saw that someone's in the room with me.I couldn't make out it's face,but I remember one thing.It's laugh.It's horrrible laugh.A demonic laugh.Just then I woke up.
I haven't been remembering my dreams as of late now, but I do believe that the most recents were British-influenced along with either a heist or something sci-fictiony. I don't know if I should be glad or worried that I hardly remember my dreams, given the fact that they usually come true.
I had a dream about Syrim's Dawnguard DLC before it came out. I was travelling through ruins to get to Fort Dawnguard, trying to become a vampire lord n shizz.
I always have weird dreams. Almost all the time I have weird dreams. It's not even funny.
Okay..since I've talked about this once, I might as well let everyone know.
[NSFW]
My father and I were cutting off people's dicks in a hotel because we were chefs. We placed them all on a big tray, dipped them in batter, and put them in the oven. When they were done (in about 10 minutes) I ate them. They were chewy-delicious. Apparently, I found one on the ground that was still raw (and lacking girth..) and decided to freeze it for a dildo.
Quote from: xSalashawty on July 03, 2012, 06:09:24 PM
Okay..since I've talked about this once, I might as well let everyone know.
[NSFW]
My father and I were cutting off people's dicks in a hotel because we were chefs. We placed them all on a big tray, dipped them in batter, and put them in the oven. When they were done (in about 10 minutes) I ate them. They were chewy-delicious. Apparently, I found one on the ground that was still raw (and lacking girth..) and decided to freeze it for a dildo.
Sweeney Todd?
I had a dream that Salas (in dragon form) raped me in a prison shower...
I once had a dream that MT owned a fortune 500 company that built skyscrapers in every city across the world, and the 7th floor had a swimming pool and i just swam in it endlessly.
What a dream it was.
Once I had a nightmare I was at my mom's house eating a horse, then all of a sudden I felt tired and went to sleep(in my dream). Then I found out my blanket was made of fire ants! I actually felt the ants biting me! I got out of bed and started running around like crazy. Then
my baby cousin came out of nowhere and bit my arms off! And last but not least I fell out the window causing me to die a gruesome death while my eyes flew out of their sockets!
Imagine being killed then revived over and over again for the whole night i felt pain and chaos and was ready to kill everything in sight
Time for what I consider to be a short -kinda summary- of some dreams? c: yes.
I went to a public bathroom and got my ayss stuck to the seat cause the guys left glue on there. They watched me sit stuck to the toilet and laughed. e-e
My Grandma kept getting in the same dangerous situation. She was trying to get to this present she was gonna give my brother for his birthday, it just so happened to be on a unstable area that stood above water, that happened to have a bunch of sharp poles. OF COURSE. She trips and falls. Gets shish ka bobbed. Pretty gruesome owo" So I jump down and get shish ka bobbed too. It restarts me. This repeats a few times till I save her on time. o-o"
I was at Scar's house. She was on the computer talking to Dark. c: Her dad was talking to me. I don't remember what he said I just remember being really pissed off.
I'm running around a school building/dorm area, looking for this girl.. The teachers start chasing me around, I evade them for a long while. Until this pretty lady teacher catches me o-o" she's carrying me off. I get out this razor blade and start making a bloody mess of my arm. She see's it and gets out a butcher knife, starts slicing hers up, I make her stop. she gives me this look and I somehow know she fell for me. xD I feel bad cause I know I'm in love with the girl I went there for. she decides to let me stay. Takes a nap with me instead. I wake up and she has antlers. this somehow looks cool. I fix her hair for her. ask her why she let me stay. She says it's cause she likes me, and cause she likes how I innocently pursue that girl? then it goes off into complete randomness and walking around. I never find the girl. e-e
Everything is monotone an dreary. I go to work in this office building, but something's different. I walk by a windowed door and spot a noose. I had a really bad feeling, but continued on and went to this staircase area anyways. The boss guy was there, (his name was Ryan) and his wife, Jude. They both had guns and were pointing it at each other. Music started playing in my head, it sounded familiar but I've never actually heard it. "Oh what you
doing with that gun in your hand? the one, you will shoot Jude with" (the music sounded like a reverse of "Hey Joe" but the singing sounded like it was by the Beatles.) then he shot her. He started shooting at me, the maid (her name was Claire) and this baby. so I shot him. But then things switch around, Jude is alive again, and crying and aiming her gun at me cause I just shot her husband. I make a run for it and there's shooting going on behind me. Ryan is alive again and when I run by the bathroom I see Claire in the bathtub, fully clothed. Even though she was downstairs with me moments ago. o-o -cliffhanger dream owo-
At my Ex's place, I'm a guy. She has a baby and is letting me play with it. Her boyfriend is off somewhere in the distance, see's us talking on the porch. Get's pissed and beats on his friends. Next he's coming for me. I run to the basement and hide under this big tarp. He doesn't see me, yet he's cutting out some pieces on the far end of it. Labeling them for which of my body parts he shall put in there. Other people that have nothing to do with this decide to come in there with me, I have to run somewhere else cause my hiding spot now has a big noticeable lump of people under it. I run to this other room. Lock the door, he busts it down. I run out the other way and outside till he loses me. He would have just let it go but his other douche friends decided to remind him of how much he hates me.
Getting out of the airport and into this town market area to meet this girl. -same one from the school area dream, cause I know her irl-
She gets lost waiting for me there, I find her and comfort her. We end up kissing~ her mom catches us. she has to go home. I go later to check on her. Get in the house like Minecraft style. o3o STEALTHILY PUNCHING IN TWO WALL BLOCKS. I make it to her room, she's kinda okay. Her dad walks by so I hide under a pile of clothes. End up getting caught. xD Run upstairs. Her mother screams at me and chases me with a butcher knife.. I run out the way I came, tumble down a hill. Her dad does too, landing at this lake shore. He's turned into the Loch ness. I have a decent talk with him. o-o
I had a dream about having a dream.
I had one based on LoZ not too long ago. It'd make for a really snazzy fanfiction.
Basically, Link was crippled so Zelda had to take over. But Impa kept giving her faulty information on purpose when she was battling against Ganondorf. So, Ganondorf beat her and was all "lol thanks impa" and Zelda was all "u traitor y u do this"
and Impa was all "ALL WE DO IS FIGHT! EVERYTIME THE DARK KING DIES AND WE MANAGE TO NURSE HYRULE BACK TO PROSPERITY, HE IS REBORN! WE MUST BREAK THE CYCLE!"
but yeah its was cool Zelda shot some psychedelic looking spells out of her eyes and hands xD
Ooo…I just remembered a weird dream I had a couple of nights ago.
So I was at this place with my family which was like Safari Land (or Chuck E Cheese because I’m sure more of you can relate to that) and, if I remember right they had arcade games and crane games in the main lobby but the REAL DRAW was a little area behind a black curtain…for like, $25 per person you could go behind the curtain where there was a few more crane games but this HUGE console with three big buttons and a large television.
There was a back room with a bunch more arcade games and the draw was that, in a line, the people that paid the extra money would be able to create fast, simple, multiplayer games. For example you had the option of picking a tiki style map or a WWII style map, then you would pick a genre (racing, FPS, etc) place all the things you needed, raise the water level, etc. and then, the coolest part. Once you were done your ‘game’ was put onto all the arcade machines in the back and the people there would all play it with you. It was a really cool dream.
The year is 2013, and we still don't have the power of Make Your Own Arcade Machine machine...
Quote from: TumblrDo you ever have those dreams where on the first day of school you lose your schedule and try to go to your classes by memory only to find it later and realize you sat through the wrong ones?
Well last night I had a dream like that and my second period was apparently a “free period" where I could sit in any class I wanted and there was a class that helped gay students cope with their sexuality and the teacher kept waving me over thinking I was gay.
Also math class was apparently Rythem Heaven with pink stoplights and someone (who was probably Kaito) was better than me at it and that made me sad.
I had an awkward dream that involved me teleporting to San Francisco, sneaking into a semi-abandoned mansion, picking out my ears and getting a cup of pills out of it. I also almost climbed a big rope ladder upside down for unlimited money (not til the top though.)
Then I went back to my city by teleporting but realized I forgot my friends there so my dad sped there (90mi) we didn't crash and shit.
Then I woke up :c
So I had a weird dream last night. Like, weird enough to take the cake for "weirdest dream I've ever had". Even odder still not only did it have places in it from other dreams I've had (and not just one) but I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and when I dozed off again the dream I had next actually referenced the dream I had before that. It was the strangest shit.
So the first dream...or at least what I can remember of it, was my mom (my biological one) taking my sister and I to the mall. Apparently there was some sort of classic Megaman tournament and this was my first time being able to play the first seven games so I entered, of course. Especially since I could win prizes. I don't remember getting very far in it or winning anything but as we were walking out I looked through a pile of $50 games. I wanted them all but couldn't afford any so I walked out empty handed. Apparently my cousins were waiting outside and we were part of some Power Rangers intro were a car ran over a starfish. My cousin said that it was cruel and racist and I argued that if the creators hated animals they's run over the dog in the shot too. Either way we drove home.
Before I knew it we were on Mannheim (a road close by my house) and I was playing with some Wreck-It-Ralph game were you had to actually eat rice it cooked and if you won it played this song sung bu some girl. I liked the song and wanted to look it up when I got home. When I got there I noticed my cousins had beaten us there and my mom (the one that raised me) was nowhere to be found. I was afraid she had gotten hurt but soon her car pulled up and parked on the sidewalk outside my house.
Then I woke up, got a drink and dozed off again.
...this is where shit gets weird.
So we were in this hotel room (we as in my brother (John), his friend (Chris), another old friend of ours (Johnny) and me). Chris and John were bored and invited some girls over. Well the hotel room had two beds that were separated by a wall so they went on the other side with the girls to have an orgy while I stayed with Johnny (who looked nothing like the real deal, by the way) since I wanted my first time to be with someone I loved and he didn't want to whip his dick out in front of two guys. Well he was folding his underwear and I asked if I could help since I had nothing else to do. He said sure and I folded two pairs before he ran out of the room screaming. No one knew why so we all chased him but when we found him (in some kind of nightclub a few doors down) he was dead on the floor. Everyone thought I had done something to him since we were alone but I denied that I had and left. I remember thinking that one of the girls was really pretty and that I wanted to bone her for some reason. The only real detail I remember about her was that she had short, blond hair. Not blond like yellow blond but blond like so fucking light that it's on the border of light yellow and white.
Well I ran off to prove my innocence or some shit. I remember that the hallway walls were made of bricks and the floor was made of concrete. Almost like a very enclosed apartment complex. To my back (right of where we had exited our room) was an area that looked like my elementary school with pale beige walls and a lot of stair cases and in front of me was even more rooms and the exit which lead out to some sort of Japanese shopping district. The funny thing is both the shopping district and the hall I was standing in (and potentially the night club) were from other dreams I vaguely remember. I remember there being a Gamestop in the shopping district the last time I dreamt about it but in this dream I didn't go there. For some reason I bought a rubber Ducky balloon and hid it in the storage room of the hotel and left to explore the stores.
Apparently there was some shit about me floating through the district but I can't really recall much about it. Past that I remember going into another store from a previous dream (in that dream I had gone into the back freezer with my brother to get meat. It may have also been in another dream where I bought Pokemon toys) and met up with Kay and GD. Kay wanted to run around and buy everything so we kept losing her and joking about it. Eventually we found her playing the demo to a Pokemon XD sequel (the demo I know for a fact was in another dream. It was Micheal walking around a lighthouse which was stationed on a giant port). Well eventually we left that isle and went to the counter to pay for our stuff. I, for whatever reason, put clay sculptures on the counter and asked the cashier if I still had to pay for them despite the fact that I made and brought them myself. He thankfully told me no and I put them in my pockets.
Well when we got outside we were in this grassy area. It seemed like the store was the only building around and in front of us was a sidewalk and a lake. We took in the view until some giant robot attacked us. We eventually beat it by throwing things into it's mouth and I went back to the hotel.
The next thing I remember is running from my mom's (the one that raised me) boyfriend who had gone crazy and wanted to kill me and my family. I ran into the area that looked like my elementary school and ran as far up the stairs as I could. Eventually I reach a part where the floor was uneven and you had to climb up to the higher bit. There were cops around and my mom's boyfriend found me and someone else that happened to be there with me. We we retaliated and chopped him up into five rectangular pieces which the cops put on a counter behind us after scolding us.
Anyway we went back home and somehow my mom's boyfriend at the screen door. I remember locking it and crying because I was so scared and yelling at everyone not to let him in. He apologized and everyone convinced me to give him another chance. Well he came in, sat down on the couch and gave me $100 to buy two of the games from the previous dream.
Then I woke up and I remember thinking how weird all that was. Especially since it had felt as if it lasted the entire time I slept. I wanted to tell you guys about it ASAP but I had to go get my braces tightened and I made a Kirby out of modeling clay (the dream actually pushed me to do it) so I just now got on. This was the only reason I got on and now I'm going to sleep. I took a nap earlier but I don't remember the dream from that time. Maybe this dream will continue and I'll get to sleep with that hot chick.
*slapped*
Anyway, nini~
Nothing special for me, I had a dream that I was back at my old neighborhood reliving my childhood.
In most of my dreams I either
A) Fuck
B) Fall off a building and die.
Quote from: Shadow84786 on August 07, 2013, 03:51:22 AM
Nothing special for me, I had a dream that I was back at my old neighborhood reliving my childhood.
Strange. I have the exact same dream pretty much everynight.
I guess that's why i can remember names and faces so well...
First has anyone heard about the kane chronicles cause if not you wouldnt understand this dream
I was in the last book fighting along side Sadie and Carter Kane fighting against Apophis and I was eaten by Apophis just like that and i was digested and traveling through dimensions then i ended up in a pit of lava but not burning just feeling pain and suffering no burns just pain and suffering
So there is a toxic poisoning outside in the air and everyone has to evacuate into a special building (that has nothing special at all, but magically has pure oxygen.) We needed to get randomly assigned beds by weight and space to get everyone into the shelter. They were mostly enclosed, so you can somewhat do whatever you want and get away.
I got assigned with this old guy, seemingly innocent. My boyfriend, parents, and friends were lined up with me but all separated pretty far from each other (excluding my boyfriend who was in the bed/roomthing behind me.)
The seemingly innocent old guy turns out to be the one who made the air toxic and made this a setup to rape a little girl.
Well fuck.
I was in the bed, then he pulled up close and said "hehy, want a little something?" (yeah, I bet his 'something' is no bigger than a baby carrot.) Of course, I declined. "Oh well, it's about time I got some new sheets anyways.." He went closer to me, about to grab my tits. Thankfully, someone barged in. Don't know why, but she saved my virginity from being forcefully taken. Just got cheated out of a wet dream again, but I'd rather have that than be raped.
Dream fades afterwards. Yay.
So I slept from about 7:00am this morning to about 10:00pm tonight and had some of the strangest dreams in awhile. They were a bunch of movies and games with the similar theme that a father was trying to protect his daughter (whom he had romantic relationships with for some reason) from a rapist. I shit you not these were some of the weirdest dreams I've ever had. I'd go into further detail but I'm way too tired.
I do have a few interesting story ideas, though.
Quote from: jkid101094 on September 09, 2013, 08:25:58 PM
I do have a few interesting story ideas, though.
please develop ;o;
Okay...so uhm..long story short, this is the weird part
It was lunch period, so my friends and I went into the choir room because who wants to eat on the ground and get yelled at by the learning directors? I guess the choir room turns into the B-wing section of my school afterwards when 'no one is looking.' The choir director kicked everyone out for this to happen, but I just happened to leave something (important enough for me to get it right away I guess) and saw the room in mid-transformation. Without hesitation though, right after the transformation, I broke into the B-wing by smashing the gates and scouted for my whatever-it-is. The assistant director caught me, but I explained my situation and she seemed to be fine with it. The bell rang though. Shit, late for next period. Whatever, I have an excuse. I found my whatever-I-I in a classroom, but it was in the classroom's bathroom..the teacher who owns the room was coming in too; I'm not even in his class. I went up to him and explained my situation. He's fine with me getting my whatever-I-I and I did. Wellll, I guess a stoner 65 year old guy who doesn't work in district (also looks related to my rapist from earlier) was in the bathroom smoking and injecting. He was so high, his needle missed the trashcan. I got scared that he was going to try to inject me since I caught him, so I ran out and told the teacher. He didn't believe me, and went back to teaching. The stoner guy passed by me to go outside. I grabbed my W-I-I and headed outside to my class. I guess the stoner guy tried to stalk me, needle in hand. I ran back into the classroom, and the teacher agreed to let me stay for awhile. The rest of the dream continues normally by heading back to my own class and doing school stuff.
Ugh school related dreams, I've been having so much.
Quote from: Link on September 16, 2013, 12:02:14 PM
I had a dream I was in a class with a bunch of swagfags and their duckface girlfriends. The teacher tells us "Okay guys, I'll be back in a couple minutes. BEHAVE." As soon as the teacher walks out, one retard says "WHO WANTS TO DO THE HARLEM SHAKE?" The rest of the kids say "YEAH!" and they start dancing. After a few minutes, while the kids are still dancing, an Giant Overweight Man with a Chaingun and a red vest busts in the room, and then the music changes to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joOzyWb8c_k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joOzyWb8c_k)
He kills everyone except for me, then continues to shoot other classrooms.
To this day, I dub that "The Yolocaust".
+1
best dream ever. please develop into a story <3
So I had a pretty weird dream with the highlight being a girl I used to like in Jr. High. The gym was filled with water and they had us (refering to our class as well as three others) doing these really weird games that for some reason involved Pokemon types. I had water so we were filling out these little rubber duckies shaped like Ducklett to squirt at little balls in the center and push them to the opposing sides. She was off doing one of the other games but I remember always looking over to see what she was doing. Finally we lost and the pool was drained and we all had to line up by class to get dressed out of our wet clothes in the locker rooms (so of course being a teenage boy that means that the guys and girls dressed in rooms right next to each other with nothing between them but two large windows and an open door) and not realizing what was going on most of us guys walked in on the (girls who apparently gave no shits) and pretty much sat facing the walls in embarrassment until they were done.
Somewhere in there it got warped into this weird thing were, long story short, I killed a classmate in self defense (though thinking of it now this was before what I just explained) and then eventually turned into an advert for a video game engine.
Still it made me wonder if I still have the teeniest crush on the girl. I wonder if she'd even remember me much less occasionally think of me.
It's the Illuminati, man.
The whole gym was underwater?
Nah, more like a quarter of it.
Sounds messy.
I'm more surprised you asked about that rather than freaking out over me apparently having a crush on a real girl.
But you already mentioned that you liked 3D women at one point, and you just remembered her, no biggie, I wonder thes things too.
Playing sports in a flooded gym on the other hand is more interesting cause it means girls in wet clothes.
Quote from: Hakudamashi on February 21, 2014, 04:39:13 AM
Playing sports in a flooded gym on the other hand is more interesting cause it means girls in wet clothes.
Well the changing rooms were right next to each other and I distinctly recall my crush in a black bikini but that's neither here nor there.
Was it wet? Yes? Then all is righteous.
Dude, she was changing out of it. Why wouldn't it be?
Quote from: Hakudamashi on February 20, 2014, 01:45:33 PM
The whole gym was underwater?
It was an ad for a video game engine, they were just showing off the water physics.
So we can make a true Sea Diving game that the world has never seen before?
Quote from: Hakudamashi on February 21, 2014, 10:11:30 AM
So we can make a true Sea Diving game that the world has never seen before?
Blue Ocean: Gym Class
PC exclusive cause consoles can't handle that shit.
I keep having dreams about my middle school crush.
...WHAT DO THEY MEAN!?
It means you've been thinking about middle school lately.
I haven't though.
I've had dreams about it, but I don't think about it.
You're resparking an interest in real women?
Quote from: Hakudamashi on November 12, 2014, 06:49:19 PM
You're resparking an interest in real women?
You don't know that jkid's middle school crush wasn't a plant girl.
That would make things sooooooo much better.
I had a dream the other night that I was out of clothes to sleep in so mom gave me panties and a night gown and I loved them. When I told her and my sister the story they got a big kick out of it.
You enjoyed wearing your mom's panties? That's kinda fucked up.
No, they were new.
Oh.
Well, you know you can do that in real life if you're so inclined.
No I can't.
Why not?
Because the world doesn't work that way.
I'm pretty sure the world won't implode if you put on women's clothing.
You don't know that.
I'm almost 100% positive.
They don't need to know.
So then tell me how?
It's underwear isn't it?
Step 1: Buy women's clothes
Step 2: Put on women's clothes
Step 3: Jerk off in women's clothes
That last step is optional.
Quote from: Elija2 on March 13, 2015, 02:43:50 PM
Step 1: Buy women's clothes
With what money and what car?
Quote from: Elija2 on March 13, 2015, 02:43:50 PM
Step 2: Put on women's clothes
Kinda hard to do in a house with 10 people and broken locks on every door.
Quote from: Elija2 on March 13, 2015, 02:43:50 PM
Step 3: Jerk off in women's clothes
Why would I even want to do that?
Quote from: jkid101094 on March 13, 2015, 02:54:45 PM
With what money and what car?
Are you really that dependent on your mom? Undies aren't
that expensive. Take a bus or something.
Quote from: jkid101094 on March 13, 2015, 02:54:45 PM
Kinda hard to do in a house with 10 people and broken locks on every door.
Does your family not know/accept that you're trans?
Either way, they won't be able to know if you're wearing women's underwear.
Quote from: jkid101094 on March 13, 2015, 02:54:45 PM
Why would I even want to do that?
You've jacked off to much weirder things before.
Quote from: Elija2 on March 13, 2015, 02:57:46 PM
Are you really that dependent on your mom? Undies aren't that expensive. Take a bus or something.
Yes. I don't work and I'm terrified of being alone or driving. I need either her of Savannah next to me to even function in public.
Quote from: Elija2 on March 13, 2015, 02:57:46 PM
Does your family not know/accept that you're trans?
Both.
Quote from: Elija2 on March 13, 2015, 02:57:46 PM
Either way, they won't be able to know if you're wearing women's underwear.
I'm more interested in the night gown, honestly.
Quote from: Elija2 on March 13, 2015, 02:57:46 PM
You've jacked off to much weirder things before.
Name one.
Quote from: jkid101094 on March 13, 2015, 03:01:12 PM
Yes. I don't work and I'm terrified of being alone or driving. I need either her of Savannah next to me to even function in public.
Well let this quest for women's clothing be your motivation for having less anxiety and being more independent.
Quote from: jkid101094 on March 13, 2015, 03:01:12 PM
Both.
You tell them about your dreams of wearing women's clothing but they don't know that you're trans?
Quote from: jkid101094 on March 13, 2015, 03:01:12 PM
I'm more interested in the night gown, honestly.
Well if you wear them at night when everyone's asleep you can probably get away with it.
Quote from: jkid101094 on March 13, 2015, 03:01:12 PM
Name one.
Uhh, plant and slime girls?
Quote from: Elija2 on March 13, 2015, 03:05:51 PM
Well let this quest for women's clothing be your motivation for having less anxiety and being more independent.
If anything that'd make me even more anxious.
Quote from: Elija2 on March 13, 2015, 03:05:51 PM
You tell them about your dreams of wearing women's clothing but they don't know that you're trans?
They just laughed at me. They know my medication gives me weird dreams.
Quote from: Elija2 on March 13, 2015, 03:05:51 PM
Well if you wear them at night when everyone's asleep you can probably get away with it.
Thank you, Captain Obvious, except that people here are up and down all night.
Quote from: Elija2 on March 13, 2015, 03:05:51 PM
Uhh, plant and slime girls?
Not quite.
Quote from: jkid101094 on March 13, 2015, 03:13:35 PM
If anything that'd make me even more anxious.
You can't stay in your room, makin' games and relaxing in total comfort forever.
Quote from: jkid101094 on March 13, 2015, 03:13:35 PM
They just laughed at me. They know my medication gives me weird dreams.
Would it be too much of a stretch to tell them that your medication also makes you want to wear women's clothing?
Quote from: jkid101094 on March 13, 2015, 03:13:35 PM
Thank you, Captain Obvious, except that people here are up and down all night.
Well excuse me for trying to be helpful! And how the fuck do all of the doors in your house have broken locks? Do you guys keep the bathroom door unlocked when taking a dump?
Quote from: jkid101094 on March 13, 2015, 03:13:35 PM
Not quite.
I'm pretty sure getting off to wearing women's clothing is way more common than getting off to plant and slime girls. Even cis dudes get off to that sometimes.
Quote from: Elija2 on March 13, 2015, 03:24:19 PM
You can't stay in your room, makin' games and relaxing in total comfort forever.
Just watch me.
Quote from: Elija2 on March 13, 2015, 03:24:19 PM
Would it be too much of a stretch to tell them that your medication also makes you want to wear women's clothing?
Yes. Very much so.
Quote from: Elija2 on March 13, 2015, 03:24:19 PM
Well excuse me for trying to be helpful! And how the fuck do all of the doors in your house have broken locks? Do you guys keep the bathroom door unlocked when taking a dump?
Mon keeps all her pills in mine and my brothers room so assholes that try to break in have broken all the locks. And yes, said assholes are family members.
Quote from: Elija2 on March 13, 2015, 03:24:19 PM
I'm pretty sure getting off to wearing women's clothing is way more common than getting off to plant and slime girls. Even cis dudes get off to that sometimes.
>Implying cisgender people van't masturbate to plant and slime girls.
Quote from: jkid101094 on March 13, 2015, 03:31:32 PM
Just watch me.
Fine, enjoy being too much of a coward to wear women's clothing!
...that doesn't really sound like a cowardly thing, but in this case it is!
Quote from: jkid101094 on March 13, 2015, 03:31:32 PM
Mon keeps all her pills in mine and my brothers room so assholes that try to break in have broken all the locks. And yes, said assholes are family members.
Your family is kinda messed up. If your mom and sister can accept other family members being assholes but can't accept you being trans, then that's just sad.
Quote from: jkid101094 on March 13, 2015, 03:31:32 PM
>Implying cisgender people van't masturbate to plant and slime girls.
They can (and do), but it's nowhere near as common.
Quote from: Elija2 on March 13, 2015, 03:35:44 PM
Fine, enjoy being too much of a coward to wear women's clothing!
...that doesn't really sound like a cowardly thing, but in this case it is!
Alrighty, then.
Quote from: Elija2 on March 13, 2015, 03:35:44 PM
Your family is kinda messed up. If your mom and sister can accept other family members being assholes but can't accept you being trans, then that's just sad.
Or maybe I'm just paranoid.
Quote from: Elija2 on March 13, 2015, 03:35:44 PM
They can (and do), but it's nowhere near as common.
Prove it with numbers.
Quote from: jkid101094 on March 13, 2015, 03:37:56 PM
Or maybe I'm just paranoid.
I mean, I don't blame you for being paranoid but if you want to be happy you have to come out eventually.
Quote from: jkid101094 on March 13, 2015, 03:37:56 PM
Prove it with numbers.
Okay.
# of people with cross-dressing fetish: 5,464,236
# of people with plant girl fetish: 159,104
# of people with slime girl fetish: 505,841
Source: FetChartz
Nice job coming up with a fake source.
I had a dream I was a parkouring squirrel for two nights straight, coincidentally when I decided to start doing push-ups before bed.
Weird.
Finally someone broke the awkward discussion.
Lately I haven't been remembering my dreams.
The dream I had last night was pretty weird.
I was at a tattoo parlor, just chillin', waiting to get a tattoo for my lower back. All of a sudden, some skaters come in. I'm leaned up against the desk, with my elbows propped. Apparently that means I'm a ramp to one of the younger skaters. And he's just like.. is doing tricks off my butt. oAo And I'm apparently totally okay with this and just let him for the entire wait. Then it finally comes time to get the tattoo. It looks pretty cool c: it was kind of a graffiti like design.
I go back out, the skaters are still there, but with video cameras this time. So they take videos of the tricks and end up putting it on YouTube.
I expected that to get kinkier than it did. Luckily it didn't otherwise I'd need to move this to the 18+ section. :P
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Quote from: jkid101094 on May 02, 2015, 01:18:52 PM
I expected that to get kinkier than it did. Luckily it didn't otherwise I'd need to move this to the 18+ section. :P
Naw owo" my dreams don't get kinky too often. But when they do.. it's super weird.
jkid's gonna make an Official Kinky Dreams Topic eventually.
Quote from: valia_wolfie on May 02, 2015, 01:12:11 PM
The dream I had last night was pretty weird.
I was at a tattoo parlor, just chillin', waiting to get a tattoo for my lower back. All of a sudden, some skaters come in. I'm leaned up against the desk, with my elbows propped. Apparently that means I'm a ramp to one of the younger skaters. And he's just like.. is doing tricks off my butt. oAo And I'm apparently totally okay with this and just let him for the entire wait. Then it finally comes time to get the tattoo. It looks pretty cool c: it was kind of a graffiti like design.
I go back out, the skaters are still there, but with video cameras this time. So they take videos of the tricks and end up putting it on YouTube.
No upskirt shots
0/10
worst dream ever.
Quote from: Elija2 on May 02, 2015, 01:46:25 PM
jkid's gonna make an Official Kinky Dreams Topic eventually.
that would be hawt :U
Quote from: Hakudamashi on May 02, 2015, 01:55:44 PM
No upskirt shots
0/10
worst dream ever.
No, but there was booty shorts . c:
Quote from: valia_wolfie on May 02, 2015, 02:30:05 PM
No, but there was booty shirts . c:
I see
Carry on then.
So I had a weird dream last night. A really weird dream.
I woke up in a bed in a hotel on my birthday naked for some reason as a bunch of friends of my cousins kept coming into the room to ask me where the pool was. Since the pool was literally on the other side of the wall and we could see it through some windows all I had to do was point and send them off.
So eventually mom woke me up (in real life) to babysit my sister while she picked Ronnie up somewhere. After that I went right back to bed and the dream continued.
This time I was in the pool with my family, playing games and eating ice cream. Since I was eating ice cream in a fucking pool like a dumbass I kept getting pool water in it (and thusly ice cream in the pool water) which I had to pour out occasionally. It's also worth noting that the pool area was very similar to that of another dream which took place in a different hotel (but wasn't interesting enough to post here).
I can't remember if this was around the time mom woke me up to take my pill (three hours later) but regardless the dream continued with another skip afterwards.
I was fully clothed in the Hotel lobby. It look more like an arcade than a hotel, though, because it had that stereotypical purple carpet with planets on it. It was there I got curious if an old crush of mine was there (I dream about her more than I'd like to admit) so waited for the guy in a bunny suit at the front desk to move so I could check the books at the desk. Then a tomboyish looking girl walked up to me with black hair, a red cap and a green purse draped over her shoulder (because everyone in my dream had backpacks or purses for some reason). I think she asked me what I was doing and we got to talking.
Our conversation ended with her wanting to punch me in the head really badly so I'd say we hit it off pretty well. The scene pretty much ended with us showing each other our room cards and going back to our rooms together (the room cards were just while slips with our room numbers printed on them). When we got in the elevator some big dude was nice enough to let everyone go ahead of him but when he tried to get in he was kicked out by another kid for apparently causing us to exceed the weight limit. This pissed him off so the kid just closed the door and asked everyone for their room numbers.
Apparently using the elevator wasn't as easy as just pushing a button, no. You had to type each individual room number in separately (and they were like six digits each) and then the elevator would take you to the floors each room was on. The evelavor itself was a circular room with "benches" placed around the walls to give people places to sit. For some reason though the elevator managed to go so fast that when going down a floor it was actually hard not to just fly out of your seat. The fact that the entire room was all trippy looking and purple colored added to the weird effect.
So eventually the two of us got to my floor (floor 4, I think) only to discover that there were rooms numbering in the thousands on each floor. The entire floor was, again, a circle with a maze of hallways spanning throughout it. Unlike the first floor, however, this one was casino themed and had slot machines in front of each vacant door. Most of the hallways met at four-way intersections with signs above them telling you which rooms were down that hall and (if you were lucky enough to find the outer most wall) there were large windows giving you a nice view of the city below.
After a bit of walking and looking at numbers we eventually found what appeared to be a carnival-esque game stand. The lady at the counter would offer two free tries to each new customer but we passed on it. Turns out we had a ViP room next to the counter and, after knocking on the door, I was greeted by my entire family (or at least my close relatives). While I was telling my family how much of a pain in the ass it was to find the room the girl traveling with me took off unannounced which took me awhile to even notice. Curious about my new "friend" I left the room to search for her before realizing I still had her room number.
I raced down to the third floor (again taking the trippy elevator) and searched for her room only to find out something shocking. A man there stood behind a slot machine that had obviously blocked the door previously. When I asked him about my friend (I think her name was Imma De Flowered which really makes me wonder what the fuck was going through my head last night) he told me that the name actually belonged to him and that the girl had not only stole his room number, likeness and card key but never came back to the room causing the establishment to presume it vacant and put the slot machine back. He also let me in on the fact that the girl had no family, and this was presumably why she ran when she saw mine.
So confused I found a nearby table and emptied out the backpack I apparently had when some blonde chick came up to me and started taking everything she wanted for herself. I yelled at her for it but she ignored me so I packed my shit up and went to look for my friend on the second floor. Blondie scooted next to me in the elevator but I wasn't having her shit so I stayed as far away from her as possible until we hit the second floor. I got out and left her ASAP because fuck that noise.
The second floor was unlike the others in that it was themed around a city. The hotel rooms were replaced by miniature buildings and the hotel even went as far as to add a slope that led down into a tunnel or parking garage. After a bit of walking around and taking in the view of the indoor city and it's fake sky I headed back to the first floor where the two of us first met.
Upon arriving the bunnie at the front desk was gone so I could get a good look at the check-in books. After wading through them it appeared that my crush apparently was staying in the hotel, though I didn't care. I just wanted to find the black haired girl and ask her questions...and maybe out to diner.
I woke up again, I think because of my uncle and mom's screaming and went back to bed for the final time today. This dream instead began at my house with me driving an invisible car to find out where the hotel was or even what it's name was. All I could remember is that it was a big purple tower and no matter how hard I searched I never found it and thus, never saw the girl again.
So remember, kids. You may think you're a hopeless romantic, but at least you aren't the one crushing on girls that you meet in your dreams who then ask to punch you in the face.
You're a great storyteller, jkid.
That you for the sarcasm.
Reading your hotel description made me dizzy.
That's how trippy it is.